Friday, April 06, 2007
Myspace hoes
I get several fake Myspace profiles trying to add me every month, claiming to be some hot, sexy chick who just moved to the area, looking to hang out with a complete stranger she just found on the Internet and needing someone to look at her online sexy gallery or fill out some sort of survey.
I'm sure I'm not the only one, as the Myspace account my wife set up for our cat also gets the same ladies telling him how unbelievably hot he is.
....and he's a cat.
If their picture is too slutty, I usually just delete them for fear their site has some sort of computer killing virus on it, but if the picture looks like it could actually be a real person, I usually check it out to see if they are selling something.
Recently I've been having more fun reading the comments made by the poor saps that don't know any better and believe this really is a air-breathing woman who wants to do the virtual horizontal tango with them.
Sometimes they are from guys that think they are so awesomely amazing that hot chicks should search them out on the Internet on a regular basis, sometimes they are from guys who are just excited a girl is talking to them.
Hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time. It's true entertainment.
Just thought I'd share.
I'm sure I'm not the only one, as the Myspace account my wife set up for our cat also gets the same ladies telling him how unbelievably hot he is.
....and he's a cat.
If their picture is too slutty, I usually just delete them for fear their site has some sort of computer killing virus on it, but if the picture looks like it could actually be a real person, I usually check it out to see if they are selling something.
Recently I've been having more fun reading the comments made by the poor saps that don't know any better and believe this really is a air-breathing woman who wants to do the virtual horizontal tango with them.
Sometimes they are from guys that think they are so awesomely amazing that hot chicks should search them out on the Internet on a regular basis, sometimes they are from guys who are just excited a girl is talking to them.
Hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time. It's true entertainment.
Just thought I'd share.
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that just made me chuckle out loud, both because i've done the same thing, and also because i know what a catch chewie is. and sexy too.
I've done it too. I think, "These poor, ignorant saps." But I guess they deserve it.
Yes, I lurk around here from time to time. Great stuff as always.
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Yes, I lurk around here from time to time. Great stuff as always.
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