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KNUCKLEJELLY #1, Page 2 (four panels)
Panel 1. Johnny Depp is in the forest, alone, swinging a hand-held gas lamp around as he looks for something.
1 JOHNNY: Okay... car... car... where the hell is my car?
Panel 2. Johnny turns quickly, still searching, his frustration growing.
2 JOHNNY: I specifically remember that I parked it right near a tree, so it would be easy to find.
3 JOHNNY (conn.): See, THIS is why I hate coming to fucking Wal-Mart!
4 JOHNNY (conn.): I'd give ANYTHING just to find my stupid car right now.
Panel 3. From the black depths of the forest, a pair of glowing eyes fix on Johnny.
5 EYES: Human!
6 EYES (conn.): Your motor vehicle is situated in aisle 17-C.
7 EYES (conn.): YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT!!!
Panel 4. Johnny Depp looks both grateful and uncomfortable.
8 JOHNNY: Awesome.
9 JOHNNY (conn.): Hey, do you think you could throw a clean pair of pants into the deal?
10 JOHNNY (conn.): Somebody just crapped mine.
Panel 1. Johnny Depp is in the forest, alone, swinging a hand-held gas lamp around as he looks for something.
1 JOHNNY: Okay... car... car... where the hell is my car?
Panel 2. Johnny turns quickly, still searching, his frustration growing.
2 JOHNNY: I specifically remember that I parked it right near a tree, so it would be easy to find.
3 JOHNNY (conn.): See, THIS is why I hate coming to fucking Wal-Mart!
4 JOHNNY (conn.): I'd give ANYTHING just to find my stupid car right now.
Panel 3. From the black depths of the forest, a pair of glowing eyes fix on Johnny.
5 EYES: Human!
6 EYES (conn.): Your motor vehicle is situated in aisle 17-C.
7 EYES (conn.): YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT!!!
Panel 4. Johnny Depp looks both grateful and uncomfortable.
8 JOHNNY: Awesome.
9 JOHNNY (conn.): Hey, do you think you could throw a clean pair of pants into the deal?
10 JOHNNY (conn.): Somebody just crapped mine.
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: Thursday, August 23, 2007
: Thursday, August 23, 2007
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Whatever the dialog originally was on this page... it is now THAT!
I think you need to start a blog called "YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT!"
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Whatever the dialog originally was on this page... it is now THAT!
I think you need to start a blog called "YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT!"
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