Monday, July 09, 2007
Um, really?
I'm wondering where the writers of the New York Magazine article about Katie Couric and why she sucks so bad at being an "anchor" on the news got that it's because she's funny...
In all my experience with the her, she's been the polar opposite of funny. Like, she enjoys clubbing baby seals kind of NOT funny. (I have no evidence that she actually does this, but if given the opportunity, I wouldn't put it past her.)
As I was listening to the Lionel show on Air America this morning he had people calling in about why they think she's not good at the evening news and a lot of them said she was too bubbly and too "cheerleader-y" for the news.
Really? Bubbly? Because I think she has the cold dead eyes of a shark, and the personality of a Stepford wife. Only she's a bit more robotic than they were. She's a fake and a phony and she cares more about diamonds than she does about the death of a beloved children's book writer.
Why?
Because she's Katie Couric. Satan spawn. Let's treat her like Freddy Krueger. Ignore her, and hopefully she'll slowly disappear into obscurity if we all just stop watching.
I've never seen her on the news so I don't know how bad she is. I did a jig when she left the Today Show and I've never looked back. I implore all of you to do the same.
In all my experience with the her, she's been the polar opposite of funny. Like, she enjoys clubbing baby seals kind of NOT funny. (I have no evidence that she actually does this, but if given the opportunity, I wouldn't put it past her.)
As I was listening to the Lionel show on Air America this morning he had people calling in about why they think she's not good at the evening news and a lot of them said she was too bubbly and too "cheerleader-y" for the news.
Really? Bubbly? Because I think she has the cold dead eyes of a shark, and the personality of a Stepford wife. Only she's a bit more robotic than they were. She's a fake and a phony and she cares more about diamonds than she does about the death of a beloved children's book writer.
Why?
Because she's Katie Couric. Satan spawn. Let's treat her like Freddy Krueger. Ignore her, and hopefully she'll slowly disappear into obscurity if we all just stop watching.
I've never seen her on the news so I don't know how bad she is. I did a jig when she left the Today Show and I've never looked back. I implore all of you to do the same.
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Wow Marls... That is a whole LOTTA HATE for just one Person... While I'm not a "Fan" of Her by any means, I never saw Her as the "Spawn of Satan" either... I reserve that kind of name callin' for star jones and rosie o'donnel (Notice, that I refuse to capitalize their names... they don't desrve caps)... I can't think of 2 other wastes of Boobs and Vaginas than those 2... Ooh wait, there's lohan, hilton, ritchie, spears, barton, and those GawdDamned olsen twins... UGH!!! It's like a harem of Stoopid Out of Control Bitches... I mean, let's be Honest here... Are any of them talented enough or of Life Alterin' Importance to tolerate such Ridiculous Shenanigans... Absolutely not... I say Strip them of their contracts, their exclusivity, their money, and their paparazzi... Take all that away from these Attention Whores and what do You have ??? NADA!!!
1) lindsay lohan would be workin' at Home Depot as a cashier... Snortin' Sawdust and Huffin' Propane just to make it through the day... Before headin' home to service her dad...
2) paris hilton would be a porn star actress chuggin' loads of c*ck fillin' her belly with the seed of many men... Still wonderin' why no one takes her seriously...
3) nicole ritchie would be a scarecrow... I mean look at her... Eeeeeewwwww... she looks like a partially eatin' shish kabob...
4) britney spears would be a regular on the Jerry Springer show with all 15 of her and kevin's kids... Would someone please tie her tubes just before loppin' k-fed's d!ck off...
5) mischa barton would be a full service escort to men who are into retarded, skeletal alchoholics... Found dead in a dumpster somewhere in LA...
6) And the twins would end up in some suicidal cult run by a jonestown survivor with a hankerin' for tainted kool-aid... We should be so lucky
7) Last but not least Hated, is the aforementioned rosie and star... They should be given a talk show where they both have to respond to hate mail and phoned-in insults daily, on live television... It would last as long as they are in the public eye, or the often wished upon Murder-Suicide that would end their talentless careers...
See Marls??? It's just healthier to spread all that Hate evenly amongst those that plague our daily lives, with their media pollutance... Instead of just one media cow...
Well that's My rant of the day...
Later,
T...
1) lindsay lohan would be workin' at Home Depot as a cashier... Snortin' Sawdust and Huffin' Propane just to make it through the day... Before headin' home to service her dad...
2) paris hilton would be a porn star actress chuggin' loads of c*ck fillin' her belly with the seed of many men... Still wonderin' why no one takes her seriously...
3) nicole ritchie would be a scarecrow... I mean look at her... Eeeeeewwwww... she looks like a partially eatin' shish kabob...
4) britney spears would be a regular on the Jerry Springer show with all 15 of her and kevin's kids... Would someone please tie her tubes just before loppin' k-fed's d!ck off...
5) mischa barton would be a full service escort to men who are into retarded, skeletal alchoholics... Found dead in a dumpster somewhere in LA...
6) And the twins would end up in some suicidal cult run by a jonestown survivor with a hankerin' for tainted kool-aid... We should be so lucky
7) Last but not least Hated, is the aforementioned rosie and star... They should be given a talk show where they both have to respond to hate mail and phoned-in insults daily, on live television... It would last as long as they are in the public eye, or the often wished upon Murder-Suicide that would end their talentless careers...
See Marls??? It's just healthier to spread all that Hate evenly amongst those that plague our daily lives, with their media pollutance... Instead of just one media cow...
Well that's My rant of the day...
Later,
T...
WOW Tony. That was a LOT of HATE!
And I think you've got every other waste of human space covered so between the two of us, we've got the Hate Scale jammin'!
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And I think you've got every other waste of human space covered so between the two of us, we've got the Hate Scale jammin'!
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