Friday, June 27, 2008
On Notice!
I've decided to make my own list of things that are "On Notice" or "Dead To Me", which is stolen borrowed from Stephen Colbert. Since I'm usually angered or annoyed by some entire group of people, persons or things, it seems only appropriate.
So here it is!
ON NOTICE:
Women Who Don't Know How to Drive SUVs
Fisher Price
Chris Jericho
Cameron Diaz
Cat Litter
The Drive To Ikea
Line Cutters
The Grocery Store
DEAD TO ME:
Spiders
Time Warner Cable
Rachael Ray
Gas Prices
Katie Couric
Back Pain
Family Guy
This list will be updated and reposted as more things annoy me or anger me enough to talk about them more than once.
That is all.
So here it is!
ON NOTICE:
Women Who Don't Know How to Drive SUVs
Fisher Price
Chris Jericho
Cameron Diaz
Cat Litter
The Drive To Ikea
Line Cutters
The Grocery Store
DEAD TO ME:
Spiders
Time Warner Cable
Rachael Ray
Gas Prices
Katie Couric
Back Pain
Family Guy
This list will be updated and reposted as more things annoy me or anger me enough to talk about them more than once.
That is all.
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ON NOTICE:
Women Who Don't Know How to Drive SUVs: YES!YES!YES!
Fisher Price: They Dropped One of My Games, so They Suck too...
Chris Jericho: Never got into him...
Cameron Diaz: She still works for Me...
Cat Litter: I don't have a Cat Anymore, so...
The Drive To Ikea: Forged from Satan Himself...
Line Cutters: Should Be SHOT!!!
The Grocery Store: Depends where...
DEAD TO ME:
Spiders: Too small for Me too care...
Time Warner Cable: Portal to All the Current Levels of HELL... At least until they snag Me up ...
Rachael Ray: I can tolerate Her on MUTE... The other little Italian Chick Drives Me NUTZ... Giada De Laurentiis... GAH!!! Hearin' her say Prosciutto with an Accent while the rest of what She says sounds normal, makes Me want to Tong My Ears off...
Gas Prices: I don't drive anymore, but Prices do Suck a Whole lot of ASS...
Katie Couric: I'm over Her too...
Back Pain: EVIL!!!
Family Guy: Only the ones I've seen 17 times... C'Mon CN, let's switch those episodes around a bit better... I don't want to see the same episode I saw 1 week before, in the same timeblock... Lazy Bastards...
I'm With You Marls...
T...
Women Who Don't Know How to Drive SUVs: YES!YES!YES!
Fisher Price: They Dropped One of My Games, so They Suck too...
Chris Jericho: Never got into him...
Cameron Diaz: She still works for Me...
Cat Litter: I don't have a Cat Anymore, so...
The Drive To Ikea: Forged from Satan Himself...
Line Cutters: Should Be SHOT!!!
The Grocery Store: Depends where...
DEAD TO ME:
Spiders: Too small for Me too care...
Time Warner Cable: Portal to All the Current Levels of HELL... At least until they snag Me up ...
Rachael Ray: I can tolerate Her on MUTE... The other little Italian Chick Drives Me NUTZ... Giada De Laurentiis... GAH!!! Hearin' her say Prosciutto with an Accent while the rest of what She says sounds normal, makes Me want to Tong My Ears off...
Gas Prices: I don't drive anymore, but Prices do Suck a Whole lot of ASS...
Katie Couric: I'm over Her too...
Back Pain: EVIL!!!
Family Guy: Only the ones I've seen 17 times... C'Mon CN, let's switch those episodes around a bit better... I don't want to see the same episode I saw 1 week before, in the same timeblock... Lazy Bastards...
I'm With You Marls...
T...
hanks, David. The drive to IKEA is RIDICULOUS!!!
Tony - I don't watch wrestling, but Chris Jericho can thank VH1 for him being on notice. I am HOOKED on those stupid ass shows where they count down the top 100 "whatevers" of some year, or something, and they ALWAYS get him as a contributor and they've listed him as an actor, author, musician and only ONCE as a wrestler. Come on, the man is NOTHING, and I don't care about his snarky view on something.
And yeah, I can't STAND Giada de Laurentis. When she smiles, she looks like a Punch doll, from Punch and Judy. Hook nose and everything... Plus you can see ALL of her teeth when she smiles, it's so fake.
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Tony - I don't watch wrestling, but Chris Jericho can thank VH1 for him being on notice. I am HOOKED on those stupid ass shows where they count down the top 100 "whatevers" of some year, or something, and they ALWAYS get him as a contributor and they've listed him as an actor, author, musician and only ONCE as a wrestler. Come on, the man is NOTHING, and I don't care about his snarky view on something.
And yeah, I can't STAND Giada de Laurentis. When she smiles, she looks like a Punch doll, from Punch and Judy. Hook nose and everything... Plus you can see ALL of her teeth when she smiles, it's so fake.
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